Just Chew It

Just Chew It

Now what’s better than going to lunch on a nice sunny afternoon with a group of friends that munch on food like a bunch of farm animals? Well pretty much everything on this earth is better than that if you ask me. I’m trying to go to a nice peaceful lunch and have a pleasant conversation, while my friends over here are making me pull out an umbrella just to keep myself somewhat clean. Also, last time I checked, it was supposed to be 82 degrees and sunny, not Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. I also thank you for the fact that you couldn’t have waited five seconds to swallow your food then tell me about your story that has nothing to do with my life. Almost every day I find myself playing a stationary game of dodgeball, maneuvering left and right through the shrapnel’s of food launching from peoples mouths, which I didn’t even know could be possible. Little do these people know that all they have to do to prevent this is just, listen here closely now,

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