Dogs Rule. Everyone and Everything Else, Drools.

Dogs are simply the best. No questions asked. No one can say otherwise. Doggos. Doges. Puppers. Puppins. All are good. Have you heard the saying, "The dog is man's best friend"? Well, ignore all the people who are worried about it being sexist or whatever you kids call it these days. The real point to be made is that it's DOGS who are man's best friend. Not cats, or horses, or birds, or anything else, it's dogs!! And you want to know why they're man's best friend? Well, why wouldn't they be? Their wagging tails, their adorable little beans, (beans means paws, for anyone out there who is an uncultured swine) and their sniffers are just a few of the many wonders a dog has been blessed by God with. Not to mention, dogs are probably the most common household pet. Dogs are also descendants of wolves, who are superior beings too pure for this world. Wolves are violent, vicious,

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